Kilt

R. Nestor Pestana, 266

Center/Republica

11-3258-7407

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Rumors say that after visiting a Scottish castle, Kilt's owner was so enamored she commissioned the construction of this weirdly out-of-place homage. The replica hosts something inside that's a world apart from fine Scottish heritage: a trademark stage act where girls swing sensually over the bar on decorated swings, while pretty, roaming girls use discreet and obvious tricks to literally grab your attention for a paid roll in the sack. Sit at the bar on super-comfy leather-padded stools or take a low-lying table and sofa in front of the stage. Patrons include uber-touchy, old businessmen, thick-built soccer jocks with arms the size of your head, and non-descript folks like ourselves. A can of beer will set you back R$22, but the first's free with the R$50 entrance ticket. When indulging in a private experience, one drink (Champagne or Amarula) for your lucky girl will set you back R$45, a room at a local hotel for a few hours will be about R$70, and the girl herself will run R$400.