Club

Mokai
R. Augusta, 2805

If they're thirsty—and here, they are—let them drink Moet.
Bar/pub

Numero
R. da Consolacao, 3585

Low-key jungle retreat designed by starchitect Isay Weinfeld.
Club

Lions Club
Av. Brigadeiro Luís Antonio, 277

Sinning in full view of Se church.
Club

Hot Hot
R. Santo Antônio, 570

International electronic music DJs play underneath digital ceiling while dancers get drunk on popsicle cocktails.
Bar/pub

Sub Astor
R. Delfina, 163

Pushing past red velvet curtain reveals New York-style speakeasy, housed literally under the guise of Astor bar/restaurant in the hidden basement.
Club

Pacha
R. Mergenthaler, 829

Super-club outpost reels in women and men with posh togs ogling members of the opposite (or same) sex to soundtracks by Deep Dish and Sander Kleinemberg.
Club

The Week
R. Guaicurus, 324

Dance dance revolution with two dance areas, pool and outdoor section.
Sex/strip

Kilt
R. Nestor Pestana, 266

Girls swing sensually over the bar on decorated swings, need we say more?
Club

Love Story
R. Araujo, 232

Fabled end-of-the night club of all clubs.
Club

Bar Secreto
Rua Álvaro Anes, 97, Pinheiros

Invite-only swank bar from Interpol video is anything but secret; getting in is.
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